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Name: Noe, AKA Noah,
Country: United States
State: California
Metro: Bakersfield
Birthday: 11/23/1982
Gender: Male
Interests: I like music whether it be latin, classical, rock, new age, ethnic, or just plain booty shakin music. I love Missy Elliot....as much as I love Brooke Burke although obviously for different reasons. Those who know me well and I do mean well....know that I'm a mall rat and a lable whore, but they love me anyway. I'm into imports and modifying cars. My favorite shows are ANTM, Divorce Court with judge Maybeline, Celebrity Fit Club, all things MTV, and the Surreal Life. The list goes on and on...email me with any further inquireies.
Expertise: I'm an expert at pretending to like my job and pretending I like to listen to people's fabulous stories about all the crap that goes on in their lives. In case you haven't noticed.....I seriously jaded and need to look for a new job.
Occupation: Accounting/Finance
Industry: Business
Message: message me
AIM:  Irishluck2064599
MSN: ellis_7
Member Since:
3/31/2005
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| Today was the fourth of July....a day for fun, family, and celebration! But instead what did I do? I watched Miss Congeniality 2 and I sat around and bitched about everything today. For some reason I was just mad at the world. It all started when I sat down to watch the movie and all the guests started arriving and all they did was talk through the whole f*ing movie at an elevated volume that only an over-involved Mexican family is capable of reaching. Then they started comming in and out of the sliding door that leads to the pool letting all the cool air out of the house which just gets on my last f*ing nerve for some reason. And then to top things off....a fam. friend showed up with his gf who I just don't happen to like for no appearant reason other than I just don't f*ing like her which is more than reason enough in my book! (BTW I'm working on getting rid of that habbit....but its just so hard to break). So in my frustration....I found myself sitting alone in the dark in the family room while everyone was outside doing fun stuff and I fell asleep on the couch. I later woke up and I felt a little better about things after having a psychodelic dream that seemed like something out of "Requiem" and "Animal House" that made absoloutly no sense. After all that....I took a dip in the pool to cool off and said goodbye to everyone as they were leaving.....I just feel like sometimes I'd rather not have anybody around....but I know that that's only cause I really do want to have someone around...but someone I can relate to.....and spend time with....I guess I'm just getting old and tired of being single........On the upside.....I went to Universal Studios on Saturday and it was great.....very kick back kind of day......and I even found out that Universal is making a movie about the story of my life said to be released later this year......its Titled "40 Year Old Virgin : Better Late Than Never". I may not be 40 yet but I sure as hell feel fourty. Well fuck 40....and being a "V"....and Universal.....and work.....fuck them all....I'm not gonna let THEM get me down!
Peace, Luv, and Beautiful Colors
Uncle LeeLee | | |
|  Hey guys, It has been brought to my attention that I haven't posted for quite a while. So without further delay...here goes! Nothing much has gone on except for the fact that I got a new Sop. Sax....which is like wayyy cool looking and sounds hot. Other than that, all I've been doing is working crazy long hours. Especially on Thursdays when I work from 10:30am till 8pm. Occasionally I go on a much needed shopping spree. However..I am still in an all out hunt for the perfect tennis shoes....which I haven't been able to find cause my feet have grown and macys no longer carries my size.  Other than that nothing much has gone on around b-town. I'm just counting down the days till I have to go to Sacramento for my training. Maybe then I'll get to see the quaker again. Well.....just wanted to give a shout out to my hommies...Matt...his sistah Adrian and her hubby....My main man lil' JJ. And my dradle spinnin' hommie Josh...the Mizza.....and the producer, editor, director, and writer of Sh*t 17 news....Hillary....yes...she's a one woman show. Well.....enough bs for one night...I'm gonna go take a swim....don't hate now.....there's enough H2O fo' everyone. night yall....peace out
Uncle LeeLee
PS....Life's a bitch...so screw it!
(I know that was crass but I had to get it out of my system) | | |
| Okay guys......after a long dry spell....I've finally decided to write something. Nothing to exciting has gone on around b-town. I just got two new job offers....one I'm sure Mel would be more interested in than I am.....and the other I just got interviewed for......hopefully everything goes well. Aside from that........I just ordered some 20" wheels for my car.......they are stern wheels and for those that are interesded in seeing them......you can go ahead and do so at www.sternwheels.com They are the ST-2 Model. They should be arriving next week. In the meanwhile......they loaned me some other 20's that look really hot on my car......however.......I can't wait till I get mine. Well guys.......that's all for now. Maybe next time I'll write about something more interesting.
Luv Much......
Uncle LeeLee | | |
| Hey guys........tonight was an eventfull night with Uncle LeeLee! After I got out of work @ 8:00pm, I came home and relaxed for a while. Later on I called up my cousin and so we can go get a late night snack and we wined and dined at the local "Le Taco Belle" aka....shitty ass taco bell. <don't ask me why I eat there>  Anyway......after taco bell......I went with my cousin to Albertsons to get a couple of last minute things and then I did some more racing against my cousin on the way home. When I got home I turned on the tube and came across a interesting and highly educational show......maybe you're all heard of it......its called the Howard Stern show.......believe me peeps.......I don't usually make it a habbit of whatching programs of this calibur. But tonight.......I just had to make an exception. Tonight's episode involved a german dominatrix chick beating the **** out of this tied up middle aged white guy........and I couldn't help but giggle my ass off. He He He......goony goo goo! But the best part was when the show finally ended and a new episode started in which Vern aka "Mini Me" talked to howard about his risque escapades. Yeah something I'm sure we'd all like to induldge in listening to.  Well my peeps......the only thing left to do end such an exciting night was to go online and tell YOU ALL all about it. I'm sure some of you could have done without this insitefull piece of knowledge but being the selfless person that I am.......I just had to share.
Peace out yo!
Oh yeah........and here goes a shout out to my hommie Carol!
Luv always.......
Uncle LeeLee | | |
| Hey guys....nothing much going on here...just recently watched the Motorcycle Diaries and it was only so so. I've recently been engaging in a lot of street racing which I know isn't safe.....but it gives me a rush like no other. And let me just say......I kick ass at it!.....The last time I went racing was against four cars.....for over 6 City Blocks.....it was tizzight.....Tonight I don't think I will be doing anything remotely like that.....I think I'll just stay home and watch Flight of the Pheonix. Night night yo!
Luv
Uncle LeeLee...... | | |
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